Jay Quote #1132
Quote from Jay in Do It Yourself
Coach Gary: I got to tell you, Jay, I'm over the whole sports thing.
Jay: But you just won the championship.
Coach Gary: Exactly. And there's no more Dragons to slay. That's the team we beat last year. the Baby Blue Dragons.
Jay: I'm not seeing how I figure into this.
Coach Gary: I want to start my own business. You've been so successful. I was thinking maybe you could be my mentor.
Jay: What line of work?
Coach Gary: Pre-fab gazebos.
Jay: Nice! Every backyard could be its own town square.
Coach Gary: I knew you'd get it. After all, what's a gazebo but [together] an outdoor closet?
Jay: You're all right, Coach Gary.
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Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Dunphy Tower: My first commercial real-estate development. I've been dreaming of building it since I was a kid, and now it's all happening. Well, minus the trampoline park on the roof and the tunnel to my best friend's house. I am still holding out hope for a fireman's pole that takes you to the parking garage.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I don't know how I got stuck. I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. Older gal. 50s, I think. Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look, but this was before the Internet. It was either that or a Sears catalog.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay! Jay!
Jay: I'm up here.
Gloria: [to the heavens] Ay, Dios mío! Your time was too short!