Jay Quote #1130
Quote from Jay in Do It Yourself
Jay: I'm on the roof.
Gloria: Ah. Oh, okay. So come down because the TV's working already.
Jay: You know, I'm kind of enjoying hanging out up here. I I'll be down in a little bit. Hey, if Joe wants to work on his throwing arm, maybe he can toss up, uh, an empty bottle.
Gloria: Are you stuck up there?
Jay: Stuck? No! I can come down whenever I want to. I just have to dangle my body out over the edge and then reach blindly for that top rung of the ladder you're not supposed to use. But I'll be in in a little bit. I got a few things I got to do. Got to maintain the roof. It's your house's hat.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do It Yourself’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Dunphy Tower: My first commercial real-estate development. I've been dreaming of building it since I was a kid, and now it's all happening. Well, minus the trampoline park on the roof and the tunnel to my best friend's house. I am still holding out hope for a fireman's pole that takes you to the parking garage.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I don't know how I got stuck. I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. Older gal. 50s, I think. Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look, but this was before the Internet. It was either that or a Sears catalog.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay! Jay!
Jay: I'm up here.
Gloria: [to the heavens] Ay, Dios mío! Your time was too short!