Haley Quote #400
Quote from Haley in Do It Yourself
Claire: Wait a second. I have been making this food for my family for months now. I make a big meal every Sunday. I'm a working mom. It's my one chance a week to give my family something and make up for the time I haven't spent with them. Are you telling me that I have been giving my family garbage? Wait, uh Haley, honey, have I been serving you garbage?
Haley: Um...
[aside to camera:]
Haley: What do you think I said?
[flashback:]
Haley: She is the best cook ever. We love all of her meals.
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