Cameron Quote #1008
Quote from Cameron in Do It Yourself
Cameron: Okay. And guess what you're gonna do?
Lily: Can I be in charge of watering the cement like the gardener?
Cameron: Nope. You're gonna get down on your hands and knees and pick weeds.
Lily: Aw!
Cameron: Aw! You you know what I had to do when I was your age? I had to crawl through a cornfield and pick up rocks. That's right. I couldn't even have breakfast until I picked 100. I'd strap a flashlight to my head, and off I'd go. One rock, two rocks, three rocks. [leaves rustling]
Mitchell: Oh, my God! [insects buzzing]
Cameron: It's called dramatic tension.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do It Yourself’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Dunphy Tower: My first commercial real-estate development. I've been dreaming of building it since I was a kid, and now it's all happening. Well, minus the trampoline park on the roof and the tunnel to my best friend's house. I am still holding out hope for a fireman's pole that takes you to the parking garage.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I don't know how I got stuck. I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. Older gal. 50s, I think. Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look, but this was before the Internet. It was either that or a Sears catalog.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay! Jay!
Jay: I'm up here.
Gloria: [to the heavens] Ay, Dios mío! Your time was too short!