Phil Quote #1434
Quote from Phil in Do It Yourself
Claire: Oh, we just created some static in these sheets, huh?
Phil: That felt amazing.
Claire: Yeah.
Phil: I got all up in that dryer and fixed the hell out of it. [sighs] I feel capable of anything. You know what?
Claire: Hmm?
Phil: I'm gonna build it.
Claire: Dunphy Tower?
Phil: Dunphy Tower.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do It Yourself’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Dunphy Tower: My first commercial real-estate development. I've been dreaming of building it since I was a kid, and now it's all happening. Well, minus the trampoline park on the roof and the tunnel to my best friend's house. I am still holding out hope for a fireman's pole that takes you to the parking garage.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I don't know how I got stuck. I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. Older gal. 50s, I think. Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look, but this was before the Internet. It was either that or a Sears catalog.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay! Jay!
Jay: I'm up here.
Gloria: [to the heavens] Ay, Dios mío! Your time was too short!