Phil Quote #1432
Quote from Phil in Do It Yourself
Phil: I'm not paying $350 for a moisture sensor that costs $28. I'll fix it myself.
Maintenance guy: [Russian accent] It's a complicated job. You know what I did back in Russia?
Phil: Yeah, yeah, I know. You were a doctor or a scientist.
Maintenance guy: I fixed dryers.
Phil: Oh.
Maintenance guy: I've been doing this a long time is my point.
Phil: Well, Yuri, Phil Dunphy is no pushover. I'm afraid it's a hard nyet.
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Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Dunphy Tower: My first commercial real-estate development. I've been dreaming of building it since I was a kid, and now it's all happening. Well, minus the trampoline park on the roof and the tunnel to my best friend's house. I am still holding out hope for a fireman's pole that takes you to the parking garage.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I don't know how I got stuck. I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. Older gal. 50s, I think. Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look, but this was before the Internet. It was either that or a Sears catalog.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay! Jay!
Jay: I'm up here.
Gloria: [to the heavens] Ay, Dios mío! Your time was too short!