Jay Quote #1120
Quote from Jay in Do You Believe In Magic
Manny: Well, call me an idiot, Jay. Sure enough, Alexa and I did end up in a hot tub together. But around her third beer, I suggested she have some water to stay hydrated. She tried to shut me up by kissing me, which I liked, but she kept calling me Travis.
Joe: Oh, my God! Is it still talking?!
Jay: Joe, you don't ever disrespect your brother like that. And no more giving underwear to little girls, or anyone else, 'cause it's creepy and European. Now go to your room.
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‘Do You Believe In Magic’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Sal: Fausta here can babysit Sammy and General Tsour over there. Sammy, tell your guncles hello like I taught you.
Sammy: Enchante.
Mitchell: What am I looking at here?
Sal: I'm raising him gay. Tell Uncle Mitchell what you think about those pants.
Sammy: Tragic.
Sal: Oh, it's sticking! [laughs]
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've got a crazy-good poker face, but I didn't love the watch. I'd been dropping these big hints about a pair of genuine Houdini handcuffs on sale at a local magic shop. They're from his famous Coffin of Cobras Escape of 1923. The trick was so shocking that women went into spontaneous labor and the men paired off in violent fighting.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay, this is not funny. I come from a very long line of overly sexy men. My cousin Ricardo, he had a sex addition.
Jay: You mean "addiction."
Gloria: Uh, yeah, sorry. He built an addiction onto his house for making love to his many girlfriends.