Alex Quote #284
Quote from Alex in Do You Believe In Magic
Alex: Ben, why do you have this photo of me in your desk drawer?
Ben: I think someone's pranking me, probably.
Alex: I'm gonna go.
Ben: Okay. Wait, look. I sent the flowers, okay? When you temped here last summer, I became tempted [chuckles] by your charms.
Alex: Well, thank you, but aren't you like 40?
Ben: What? I'm 26. I I had a SweeTAR addiction when I was a kid and I permanently damaged my collagen.
Alex: Wow. I've been in a series of bizarre, shame-filled relationships. You work for my mother. You still live at home. Look at all those medications. Kiss me.
Ben: What? Whoa. Okay, that was very cool, but you should know that I have dedicated my life to closets, I am obsessed with your grandfather, and I sleep with a body pillow that I put a nightgown on.
Alex: Stop, you're making it better.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do You Believe In Magic’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Sal: Fausta here can babysit Sammy and General Tsour over there. Sammy, tell your guncles hello like I taught you.
Sammy: Enchante.
Mitchell: What am I looking at here?
Sal: I'm raising him gay. Tell Uncle Mitchell what you think about those pants.
Sammy: Tragic.
Sal: Oh, it's sticking! [laughs]
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've got a crazy-good poker face, but I didn't love the watch. I'd been dropping these big hints about a pair of genuine Houdini handcuffs on sale at a local magic shop. They're from his famous Coffin of Cobras Escape of 1923. The trick was so shocking that women went into spontaneous labor and the men paired off in violent fighting.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay, this is not funny. I come from a very long line of overly sexy men. My cousin Ricardo, he had a sex addition.
Jay: You mean "addiction."
Gloria: Uh, yeah, sorry. He built an addiction onto his house for making love to his many girlfriends.