Mitchell Quote #744
Quote from Mitchell in Do You Believe In Magic
Rainer Shine: You guys, I was only letting that woman think we were on a date because she runs a celebrity site that buys photos from paparazzi, okay? I was trying to get one of me back because Haley is in it and this is the photo.
Mitchell: No. God, no.
Cameron: Oh, my gosh. Bedhead, sneeze face, and UGG slippers?
Rainer Shine: And now Haley's not answering my calls and somehow I'm supposed to smile through a weather report in 15 minutes? Pull yourself together, Rainer. You're a weatherman. [exits]
Cameron: Do you think our advice-
Mitchell: Sucked? Yes. Yes. We need to get to that boat before Haley hooks up with Dylan.
Cameron: She wouldn't do something that stupid.
Mitchell: Did you see the UGGs?
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‘Do You Believe In Magic’ Quotes
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Sal: Fausta here can babysit Sammy and General Tsour over there. Sammy, tell your guncles hello like I taught you.
Sammy: Enchante.
Mitchell: What am I looking at here?
Sal: I'm raising him gay. Tell Uncle Mitchell what you think about those pants.
Sammy: Tragic.
Sal: Oh, it's sticking! [laughs]
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've got a crazy-good poker face, but I didn't love the watch. I'd been dropping these big hints about a pair of genuine Houdini handcuffs on sale at a local magic shop. They're from his famous Coffin of Cobras Escape of 1923. The trick was so shocking that women went into spontaneous labor and the men paired off in violent fighting.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay, this is not funny. I come from a very long line of overly sexy men. My cousin Ricardo, he had a sex addition.
Jay: You mean "addiction."
Gloria: Uh, yeah, sorry. He built an addiction onto his house for making love to his many girlfriends.