Jay Quote #1118
Quote from Jay in Do You Believe In Magic
Ms. Clarke: I asked you guys to come in today because Joe has given me a very, um, inappropriate Valentine's Day gift. [holds up red lingerie] I assume that he got this from home?
Gloria: Ms. Clarke, I am so sorry. I'm sure that Joe doesn't even know what he was doing.
Jay: Oh. [laughs] Looks like I'm finally gonna get to fight with one son over the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do You Believe In Magic’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Sal: Fausta here can babysit Sammy and General Tsour over there. Sammy, tell your guncles hello like I taught you.
Sammy: Enchante.
Mitchell: What am I looking at here?
Sal: I'm raising him gay. Tell Uncle Mitchell what you think about those pants.
Sammy: Tragic.
Sal: Oh, it's sticking! [laughs]
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've got a crazy-good poker face, but I didn't love the watch. I'd been dropping these big hints about a pair of genuine Houdini handcuffs on sale at a local magic shop. They're from his famous Coffin of Cobras Escape of 1923. The trick was so shocking that women went into spontaneous labor and the men paired off in violent fighting.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay, this is not funny. I come from a very long line of overly sexy men. My cousin Ricardo, he had a sex addition.
Jay: You mean "addiction."
Gloria: Uh, yeah, sorry. He built an addiction onto his house for making love to his many girlfriends.