Mitchell Quote #740
Quote from Mitchell in Do You Believe In Magic
Cameron: Hey, so what about our plans?
Mitchell: Look, you know Sal. She's not gonna leave until we agree to this. So, look, we'll just get the two of them drinking. They won't even notice when we slip away and, you know, get back to our list.
Cameron: That's a good plan.
Mitchell: Yeah.
Cameron: You know what? I didn't even want to do number one anyway. It makes me feel dirty and ashamed.
Mitchell: Okay, well, bye-bye, Cheesecake Factory.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do You Believe In Magic’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Sal: Fausta here can babysit Sammy and General Tsour over there. Sammy, tell your guncles hello like I taught you.
Sammy: Enchante.
Mitchell: What am I looking at here?
Sal: I'm raising him gay. Tell Uncle Mitchell what you think about those pants.
Sammy: Tragic.
Sal: Oh, it's sticking! [laughs]
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've got a crazy-good poker face, but I didn't love the watch. I'd been dropping these big hints about a pair of genuine Houdini handcuffs on sale at a local magic shop. They're from his famous Coffin of Cobras Escape of 1923. The trick was so shocking that women went into spontaneous labor and the men paired off in violent fighting.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay, this is not funny. I come from a very long line of overly sexy men. My cousin Ricardo, he had a sex addition.
Jay: You mean "addiction."
Gloria: Uh, yeah, sorry. He built an addiction onto his house for making love to his many girlfriends.