Mitchell Quote #739
Quote from Mitchell in Do You Believe In Magic
Cameron: Oh, and Lily gets to stay up a little later tonight because she had a big-girl moment at school.
Mitchell: Yes, this boy Jagger - 'cause that's a name now - teased her and she told him off in front of everybody.
Cameron: And we're proud of you because you used your words.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: She used our words. We wrote her a little speech. She really told that kid off good.
Mitchell: Our society encourages women to be unassertive, so we need to do everything we can to to really empower Lily. We may not get women, but that allows us to really get women.
Cameron: We may not hook up with women, but we really understand women.
Mitchell: I think it was clear when I said it.
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