Gloria Quote #664
Quote from Gloria in Sarge & Pea
Gloria: I just want Manny to learn how to take a joke.
Phil: Yes, but there's a difference between a joke and yelling "Pervert!" before shoving him into the girls' locker room.
Gloria: Aye, please, that was funny. Besides, I was the one who broke a heel trying to keep the door shut. College is a big change. I'm just trying to keep it light for him.
Phil: For him or for you?
Gloria: [sighs] Okay. He's leaving me for the first time in his life. I've been married, I've been divorced, I've lived here, I've lived there. I drove a taxi, I won "Star Search." Through all the changes in my life, there was always us. Like partners. If I don't keep this light, I am going to be very sad.
Phil: I know. It stinks. You just have to hope they get irritating enough by the end of the year that you're ready for them to go.
Gloria: Maybe I should give him his harmonica back.
Phil: That's the spirit.
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