Phil Quote #1421

Quote from Phil in Sarge & Pea

Phil: I just wanted Luke to feel good about himself, you know? Cheer him on a little.
Gloria: Maybe there is such a thing as too much cheerleading. You tell him he can do anything, and when he can't, he feels like he's disappointing you.
Phil: Luke knows I'd never be disappointed in him.
Gloria: Does he? Luke is very sweet, but he doesn't know a lot of things.
Phil: So I'm supposed to pump him up, but not so much that he's afraid to let me down. It's ironic that I'm struggling with this since my greatest cheerleading move was threading the needle. It's when your seven cheermates make hoop arms-
Gloria: I don't care.

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