Luke Quote #397
Quote from Luke in Sarge & Pea
Luke: Like I want to take some stupid bell class so we can all find out there's one more thing I can't do.
Manny: Oh, boo-hoo. Your dad believes in you. My mom's treating me like I'm on some Japanese game show.
Luke: Fine! You win! You win worst parent, you win college. Hope you have fun here while I'm shoveling poo in some underground poo-shoveling place.
Manny: Well, why'd you even come here if you're so sure you can't get in?
Luke: I don't know. Maybe because this is the one place we might both get in, that might make this whole thing a little less scary!
Manny: Well, that's the only reason I applied, too!
Luke: Then why are we fighting?!
Manny: I don't know!
Luke: So, are we still going to the party?
Manny: Yeah, I'll put on a hat!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Sarge & Pea’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Stefi: Admission has gotten tougher. Only about 4 out of 10 applicants get accepted.
Luke: Ugh.
Phil: You've beaten worse odds than that. We forgot to get you vaccinated till you were 6.
Quote from Dede
Dede: Well, I don't know what you're doing, but you look great.
Jay: And you look great, too. Oh, look, there's no line at the bar. How about a Rob Roy for old time's sake?
Dede: Oh, you remembered, Sarge. [to Mitchell] That was the only drink I could keep down when I was pregnant.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I got us a campus map, and look at this my old college frat has a chapter here! By legacy rights, I'm entitled to use the main-floor bathroom and sign out a Frisbee.