Luke Quote #396
Quote from Luke in Sarge & Pea
Luke: What? I'm gonna learn all this in three months?
Phil: You're a quick study. Look at how fast you learned magic. I got a home movie of you pulling an impossibly long chain of baby wipes out of your diaper.
Luke: Okay, I was 5 in a diaper. That's not really a sign of a quick learner.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Sarge & Pea’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Stefi: Admission has gotten tougher. Only about 4 out of 10 applicants get accepted.
Luke: Ugh.
Phil: You've beaten worse odds than that. We forgot to get you vaccinated till you were 6.
Quote from Dede
Dede: Well, I don't know what you're doing, but you look great.
Jay: And you look great, too. Oh, look, there's no line at the bar. How about a Rob Roy for old time's sake?
Dede: Oh, you remembered, Sarge. [to Mitchell] That was the only drink I could keep down when I was pregnant.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I got us a campus map, and look at this my old college frat has a chapter here! By legacy rights, I'm entitled to use the main-floor bathroom and sign out a Frisbee.