Jay Quote #1112
Quote from Jay in Sarge & Pea
Claire: Hunger, yeah. Definitely. Um, Mitchell is on a diet, speaking of hunger. What can you eat now?
Mitchell: Uh, less.
Dede: Sweetie, I see what you're doing, but this whole controlling thing it's challenging.
Jay: Works good in the office, but sometimes she's as tight as a camel's ass in a sandstorm.
Claire: Ooh, this seems aggressive.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Sarge & Pea’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Stefi: Admission has gotten tougher. Only about 4 out of 10 applicants get accepted.
Luke: Ugh.
Phil: You've beaten worse odds than that. We forgot to get you vaccinated till you were 6.
Quote from Dede
Dede: Well, I don't know what you're doing, but you look great.
Jay: And you look great, too. Oh, look, there's no line at the bar. How about a Rob Roy for old time's sake?
Dede: Oh, you remembered, Sarge. [to Mitchell] That was the only drink I could keep down when I was pregnant.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I got us a campus map, and look at this my old college frat has a chapter here! By legacy rights, I'm entitled to use the main-floor bathroom and sign out a Frisbee.