Alex Quote #282
Quote from Alex in Sarge & Pea
Cameron: You know what, I would have cussed her out last night, except the selfish hag left the moment her daughter's dance was over. I hope there's no rule in here about causing a commotion.
Alex: I mean, we didn't really feel the need to put it up on a sign because, you know, civilization.
Cameron: Well, I answer to a higher law.
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‘Sarge & Pea’ Quotes
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Luke: Ugh.
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Jay: And you look great, too. Oh, look, there's no line at the bar. How about a Rob Roy for old time's sake?
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