Cameron Quote #994
Quote from Cameron in Ringmaster Keifth
Cameron: Oh, we forgot to put the apple the new pig's mouth.
Keifth Banks: Oh, just leave it.
Cameron: Now that's your answer to everything, isn't it?
Keifth Banks: I deserve that. I was a fool to think I could get through this without you bringing up the way I left.
Cameron: Well, you broke my heart.
Keifth Banks: I didn't mean to hurt you, Cameron. I just had to protect myself. When we first met, you were just pure, raw potential. Your Missouri twang. The innocent way your shirt cuffs were no different than your sleeves. Once you emerged from your country cocoon, I knew it was just a matter of time before you realized you could do better and moved on.
Cameron: But you never even said goodbye. For all these years, I-I thought it was my fault.
Keifth Banks: Oh, no. No. I was a coward. I just ran away to join another circus.
Mitchell: I suppose you could say the the one ring you never mastered was the ring of life.
Keifth Banks: Well, that's kind of mean, but sure.
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Quote from Gloria
Gloria: What is this? We don't need to put aside money for Manny's college. I already took care of it. When Manny was born, I didn't want to rely on anyone, so I started saving money from my paycheck. Eventually, I made enough money for Manny's college, so if anything happens, he'll be okay.
Jay: That's amazing. How did I not see this in the bank statements?
Gloria: Why would I put money that I might need to run away with in the middle of night in the bank? I put it in my disappear bag.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: The money has to be here somewhere. This is all the stuff from when we first moved in together.
Jay: Why do we have a box of doll heads?
Gloria: Oh, I guess you think it's a coincidence that we have never had evil spirits in this house.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Okay, get ready to pig out!
Mitchell: In six to eight hours.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: I did Thanksgiving dinner last year, and it didn't go well.
Mitchell: Cam blew up the turkey and made the goat kill itself.
Cameron: Anyhoo, today is my comeback meal, and I decided to keep it simple and roast a pig. So, you just dig a hole, you put down a bed of coals, then a layer of banana leaves, lower the pig, cover it with burlap and tin foil, and bam! Six hours later, you dig it all up, put it on a platter, and bam! Dinner is served.