Luke Quote #395
Luke: Oh, hi there. I'm Luke Dunphy, Student Body President.
Manny: And I'm Manny-
Luke: But this isn't about us. We have a classmate who's in a pretty bad spot.
Manny: But it doesn't have to end that way.
Luke: With your help, we can save him from getting beaten up.
Manny: By by his disease.
Luke: A disease no kid should have to wrestle with.
Manny: We just need to raise $8,000 to-
Luke: Or $9,000 to get him that super deluxe treatment.
Manny: We only need $8,000-
Luke: I'm Luke Dunphy, and I approve this message.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Snow Ball’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, my God, I hate pranks so much. Now I'm gonna spend the whole dance paranoid wondering what they're gonna do. Is it gonna hurt? Am I gonna cry?
Mitchell: You're a clown. Isn't that mostly just pranking people?
Cameron: No, it is not. Clowns are loving and joyful. You know what? I was warned about this kind of ignorance.
Don't make me regret marrying outside the big top.
Quote from Phil
Phil: How about ice cream?
Jay: Too cold.
Phil: Coffee?
Jay: Too late.
Phil: Oh, wait a minute. I'm such an idiot. I forgot about the Clint Eastwood retrospective followed by the scotch tasting where famous athletes from the '70s tell stories about how life used to be in Youngstown.
Jay: Really?
Phil: No! It doesn't exist.
Quote from Claire
Claire: We got to keep our eyes peeled for kids trying to bring alcohol in here. I cannot make it through this thing without a drink.