Mitchell Quote #726
Quote from Mitchell in Snow Ball
Mitchell: I know what you're doing.
Damien: Excuse me?
Mitchell: I know how hard it is to be a gay teen. In high school, I only had one friend.
Damien: Really? What was Oscar Wilde like?
Mitchell: You're lashing out. Because you're angry and you're insecure, and you just want everyone else to feel as bad as you do.
Damien: Maybe. But come on. It must've been easier for you looking like Michael Fassbender.
Mitchell: Nah. I do not look like- You think I look like Michael Fassbender?
Damien: Yeah, if he were older and shorter and played by Kathy Griffin.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Snow Ball’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, my God, I hate pranks so much. Now I'm gonna spend the whole dance paranoid wondering what they're gonna do. Is it gonna hurt? Am I gonna cry?
Mitchell: You're a clown. Isn't that mostly just pranking people?
Cameron: No, it is not. Clowns are loving and joyful. You know what? I was warned about this kind of ignorance.
Don't make me regret marrying outside the big top.
Quote from Phil
Phil: How about ice cream?
Jay: Too cold.
Phil: Coffee?
Jay: Too late.
Phil: Oh, wait a minute. I'm such an idiot. I forgot about the Clint Eastwood retrospective followed by the scotch tasting where famous athletes from the '70s tell stories about how life used to be in Youngstown.
Jay: Really?
Phil: No! It doesn't exist.
Quote from Claire
Claire: We got to keep our eyes peeled for kids trying to bring alcohol in here. I cannot make it through this thing without a drink.