Phil Quote #1404
Jay: I think what Phil's trying to say is that he and I haven't had a boy's night in a good while. I mean, wouldn't it be nice to just hang out together, just you and me? What do you say, buddy?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: What?!
[back:]
Phil: Might be nice to have a hang with my boy Jay. If it's fine with you.
Claire: Sure, it's the least I could do, because tomorrow you are going to help Luke with his homework while I visit wine country.
Gloria: [gasps] I want to go.
Phil: That's just what she calls lying on the trampoline drinking Chardonnay.
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Cameron: Oh, my God, I hate pranks so much. Now I'm gonna spend the whole dance paranoid wondering what they're gonna do. Is it gonna hurt? Am I gonna cry?
Mitchell: You're a clown. Isn't that mostly just pranking people?
Cameron: No, it is not. Clowns are loving and joyful. You know what? I was warned about this kind of ignorance.
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Phil: How about ice cream?
Jay: Too cold.
Phil: Coffee?
Jay: Too late.
Phil: Oh, wait a minute. I'm such an idiot. I forgot about the Clint Eastwood retrospective followed by the scotch tasting where famous athletes from the '70s tell stories about how life used to be in Youngstown.
Jay: Really?
Phil: No! It doesn't exist.
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