Jay Quote #1100
Quote from Jay in The Alliance
Mrs. Braithwaite: You know what? If you don't mind, I'm gonna sign this later, send it home with Luke. All right, come on. We're done.
Jay: Okay, but, uh you're definitely gonna sign it, right?
Mrs. Braithwaite: Definitely, promise. Bye-bye. Luke, we should probably get upstairs and flip that mattress.
[Jay leaves and then promptly reconsiders]
Jay: Luke, I'm sorry. I forgot your mom needs you home for your piano lesson. Let's go.
Luke: Gotta run. See ya. Took you long enough.
Jay: Oh, please, it was an extra 10 seconds. What could have happened?
Luke: She asked me to do push-ups while she put on her wedding dress.
Jay: Wow, she jumped right to the Honeymoon Handshake.
Luke: It has a name?
Jay: Don't you and your dad ever talk?
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Alliance’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Luke: Whoa. Watch the new kicks.
Claire: What? You have another pair of new sneakers? What is that job at the club paying you?
Luke: It's the tips, Mom. There's this one lady, hold the door for her 10 bucks. Bring her an ice tea with lemon, another 10 bucks.
Phil: Best tips I ever made was when we passed the hat after a performance of my improv group, "Rule of Three." We were known for our sketches, song parodies, and full-frontal nudity.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Zdravstvuyte. [Hello]
Russian man #1: Chego ty khochesh'? [What do you want?]
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: Every day, I take Joe to a park in a Russian neighborhood. We like it there. I have picked up a few phrases that the Russian nannies tell to the Russian kids.
[back:]
Gloria: Igrovoye vremya okoncheno. [Playtime is over.]
Russian man #2: Kto ty? [Who are you?]
Gloria: Vy plokhiye parni. Vremya idti. [You are bad boys. It's time to go.]
Russian man #1: Ty dumayesh' ona na samom dele? [You think she's for real?]
Russian man #2: Yubaya zhenshchina, kotoraya vyglyadit tak i govorit po-russki, dolzhna byt' na svyazi. [Any woman that looks like that and speaks Russian must be connected.]
Gloria: Poproshchaysya so svoim drugom. Eto pereryv. [Say goodbye to your friend. It's naptime.]
Russian man #1: [gasps] Ona dolzhna znat' myasnika. [She must know the butcher.]
Russian man #2: YA uveren, chto my mozhem chto-to reshit'. [I'm sure we can work something out.]
Gloria: [aggressively] Vy khotite kurinyye pal'chiki? [You want chicken fingers?]
Russian man #2: Pozhaluysta, ne moi ruki. [Please, not my hands.]
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Where is she, anyway? Haven't seen her since the morning.
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I don't know where Stella is. I think it has something to do with the shock collar that I had to put on her because she kept running away. Maybe I tell Jay that I thought it was a necklace. He was the one who wanted to pierce her ears.