Lily Quote #144
Quote from Lily in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Mitchell: Oh, I am exhausted. I'm counting down the days till we're in Hawaii.
Cameron: Sweetie, I don't know if you can count that high. You remember how cool I was with the whole Fizbo thing?
Mitchell: Cam, you spent the Hawaii money on this party, didn't you? What is wrong with us? From now on, can we just be honest with each other, all right? No more games.
Cameron: Deal.
Lily: Hey, daddies. You look tired. I made you some grilled cheese sandwiches. Love you.
Cameron: Well, there's something we did right.
Mitchell: Yeah.
[aside to camera:]
Lily: I needed them in a good mood. I kept this from the petting zoo. [pets a chicken]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.