Cameron Quote #973
Quote from Cameron in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Cameron: Hey lookit, it's not my place to try to parent your kids.
Gloria: Good.
Cameron: But one thing we learn on the farm is that death is a part of life.
Gloria: If you tell Joe what happened to that goat, death is gonna be part of your life.
Cameron: You know what, kids can handle a lot more than you think. And every step, from birth till the end, has its own magical beauty.
Lily: So, do we jam the goat in the garbage or heave it over the fence?
Cameron: Teach your children well.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.