Phil Quote #1392
Quote from Phil in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Jerry: Hello, you son of a bitch. Hope you like that deodorant, 'cause you stink!
Jay: Wart remover. Well, if that works, there'll be nothing left.
Lawyer: Well, well, well. Norbert and Pritchett. Jay, I don't think I ever got a chance to thank you for buying me my first Ferrari.
Jay: I wish you drove it off a cliff.
Lawyer: Like the one my house is on, which you also paid for, thank you? [chortles]
Jerry: This doesn't sound like we're getting him.
Lawyer: Look, you want some free legal advice, fellas? Three words: ladies, leave, losers.
Phil: No, sir, we have three words for you. Have you no sh-- Have you -- Have no -- have you no shame- It can be four words.
Lawyer: Who's this chuckle-head?
Phil: Someone who you're never gonna know, 'cause I'm happily married most of the time.
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‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.