Phil Quote #1391
Quote from Phil in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Jay: I keep having this dream that he's dying of thirst in the desert, and I hit him with my car.
Jerry: I thought you were over it.
Jay: I thought I was. Let's get out of here before my cuff explodes.
Jerry: Yeah, he already ruined my family. I don't want him to ruin my Thanksgiving too.
Phil: No.We're not going anywhere. It's time someone stood up to the weasels who sweep into our lives, break up our families, and take our loved ones to Cabo.
Jay: I feel like you're making this about you, but you're right. Do you know when my high blood pressure started? When I met that guy.
Jerry: Is this when someone's supposed to say, "Get him!"
Jay: No. You hold him down. I'm gonna beat him with this orthopedic shoe. Come here!
Phil: Let's not lock into our- our first idea.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.