Phil Quote #1386
Quote from Phil in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Phil: Okay, well, I guess the main thing is all the Dunphys are here. Hey, Rainer, what's the weather going to be like for tomorrow?
Rainer Shiner: Clear and sunny skies, highs in the mid 70s, but hang onto that umbrella 'cause Monday-
Phil: Yeah, I just needed tomorrow, because that's when we're having our big family football game. Remember last year? We ran that play? The Haley Mary?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.