Jay Quote #1087
Quote from Jay in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Claire: Hey, Flavor Flav, what's up with the giant watch?
Jay: It's my doctor being a pain in the butt. One high reading, I got this thing taking my blood pressure all day.
Claire: Wait, are you okay?
Gloria: No. He needs to quit cigars and the terrible food. Last week, I caught him in the garage eating a Polish sausage.
Jay: What a man does behind his water heater is his own business.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.