Alex Quote #279

Quote from Alex in Grab It

Claire: Honey, I'm so sorry about the way I was tonight.
Alex: It's okay. I actually got to go backstage and meet Nancy. She invited a few of us out for coffee.
Claire: Oh, fun.
Alex: Yeah, no, uh, not fun, actually. All she did was talk about herself. It really just seemed like she wanted an audience. And when the check came, you know what she didn't do? Grab it.

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