Phil Quote #1382
Phil: Okay, uh, this one is for all of the lawyers in the room because you're so good at making our money disappear. Oh, hold on. Um Congressman Morley, enough with the taxes. You don't see us making you pay through the nose. Okay, hold on. Nobody move, I got this!
[Phil trips, accidentally pulls tablecloth without disturbing the items on the tables]
All: [laughter, applause]
[aside to camera: Jay is lost for words]
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