Manny Quote #402
Manny: I was flirting with Ava Morris, and I walked into a coffee table and hit my shin really hard and started crying in front of everyone. Bad enough but then I noticed I spilled my drink on my crotch area, creating a very incriminating stain. I ran to the bathroom and started drying it with a towel, but the door swung open, and I was viewed by my classmates vigorously attending to my groin. Oh, and did I mention the picture of Ava's grandmother water skiing in a bikini that was directly in my eye-line?
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