Jay Quote #1079

Quote from Jay in Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook

Jay: Hey, gorgeous! Look what I turned this water into.
Gloria: Jay, enough. Halloween is over.
Jay: Come on. The night is young. Why don't we go begat it on?
Gloria: I'm not going to fool around with someone dressed like Jesus.
Jay: Gloria, you're being silly.
Gloria: Am I? I once dated a guy named Jesús. There was no harvest that year.
Jay: Is that the same year your uncle got drunk and planted marbles?
Gloria: Who do you think made him do that?
Jay: Gloria, all due respect, I think the big guy has better things to worry about than two sexy, you know... [light bulb blows] I'm gonna change into something a little more secular.
Gloria: [prays in Spanish]

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 ‘Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook’ Quotes

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Jay: [aside to camera] David Soul played Hutch in "Starsky and Hutch." Now, one of my groovier closet ideas was a hutch for your skis that latched onto the end of your closet. I called it the "Storeski End Hutch." David Soul gave me a signed picture. Well, one day, the picture disappears and Earl plays innocent. But the whole time, he's had it. Ironically, this would've been a great episode in "Starsky and Hutch."

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Jay: This is mine! I'm the one who came up with "Storeski End Hutch." Just like I came up with the "Dr. Quinn Medicine Cabinet." You were the hack! I was the visionary!

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Mitchell: Phil, are you okay?
Phil: I'm fine. Yeah. Hey, you know what the Beaver said when he slipped in water?
Mitchell: Damn it?
Phil: Damn it.