Haley Quote #371
Quote from Haley in Blindsided
Phil: I got to admit, I'm really impressed that you got all these people here, but they, um- they don't really look like house buyers.
Haley: Dad, you have no idea who has money anymore. You see that girl? She makes six figures playing video games. And that dude, he invented an app for trashing your friends called App Smear.
Phil: Oh.
Haley: Any one of these people could buy this house. And if they do, you give us a percentage of your commission. That's how we make money.
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