Phil Quote #1356
Quote from Phil in Blindsided
Haley: So, uh, how long is this going to take?
Phil: I just need to reorder some promotional Frisbees, and say a quick hi to Merv, the genius who supplied me with coasters and key chains for over a decade. He even put my face on a pillow.
Haley: That story makes me want to put a pillow over my face. Can we just get this over with? I have a spray tan at 4:00.
Merv Schechter: Spray tan! Who needs a spray tan? Someone in winter. [chuckles] That's why you put a coupon on a ice scraper. Boom! Just sent another grandkid to Brandeis.
Phil: He shoots, he scores!
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‘Blindsided’ Quotes
Quote from Ronaldo
Ronaldo: Mm, I'm going to miss this beautiful diva. Her tummy can get a little fussy, so if you're ever wondering what to cook for her, just ask yourself, "What would Patti LuPone eat?"
Quote from Phil
Phil: Not to sound like a total Katen, but Haley's new job seems whack.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: If Haley wants to work in promotion, she should learn from my guy, Mr. Merv Schechter. Among his brilliant innovations, the indoor blimp that drops coupons at basketball games. Sadly, it was later weaponized by several terrorist organizations.
Quote from Claire
Claire: All right, Luke, we need to talk. Grandpa is coming for you, and he has run successful political campaigns before. He got Mitchell elected class president before it was cool to be gay.