Alex Quote #273
Quote from Alex in Blindsided
Haley: I put a group of girls together, and we promote clubs and stuff via social media.
Claire: That doesn't sound like a real job. Your last job barely sounded like a real job.
Haley: We made $500 last night for promoting a hookah bar.
Claire: I remember when you were a little girl. You told me you wanted your job to be "princess." I would kill for those days.
Phil: [reading Alex's note] "Is that why you're dressed like a hookah?" Honey, you're not making sense again. Do you need to lie down?
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Ronaldo: Mm, I'm going to miss this beautiful diva. Her tummy can get a little fussy, so if you're ever wondering what to cook for her, just ask yourself, "What would Patti LuPone eat?"
Quote from Phil
Phil: Not to sound like a total Katen, but Haley's new job seems whack.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: If Haley wants to work in promotion, she should learn from my guy, Mr. Merv Schechter. Among his brilliant innovations, the indoor blimp that drops coupons at basketball games. Sadly, it was later weaponized by several terrorist organizations.
Quote from Claire
Claire: All right, Luke, we need to talk. Grandpa is coming for you, and he has run successful political campaigns before. He got Mitchell elected class president before it was cool to be gay.