Phil Quote #1338
Quote from Phil in Double Click
Claire: Phil. Phil, I think I hear something in Luke's room.
Phil: Again?
[Phil goes to Luke's room, where the kids are all waiting with suitcases]
Phil: What?
Haley: We know how much you love Family Camp.
Phil: But it was canceled, and I thought you were all kind of over it.
Luke: We may be over it, but we're not over us.
Alex: What do you think about Family Camp 2.0?
Claire: Yeah, Phil, come on. Cab's gonna be here any minute. Don't you have some packing to do? Why are we always waiting on you?
Phil: I don't know where I'm packing for, but I love this!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Double Click’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: Honey, there's no one there.
Phil: There was. I saw girl bumps and hair.
Claire: It was probably just his Chewbacca doll.
Phil: It's not a doll. It's a plush action figure.
Claire: Well, as long as he's sleeping with that thing, it's the only action he's gettin'.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Why did you get him so mad? I need him in a good mood. I need to ask him to go with me next week to Juárez to my cousin's wedding.
Manny: Is that safe?
Gloria: Of course not. The invitation says "Short run to the reception."
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Pepper's parties are as fun as they are confusing. Okay, stay with me on this one. Gender Blender Broadway Brunch. You dress as a Broadway character of the opposite sex, and there's no solid food. It's a perfect party if you're a show queen with a broken jaw.