Haley Quote #359
Quote from Haley in Double Click
Andy: So, this is the end of the line.
Haley: No. No! I told you! You're gonna come visit, I'll come there-
Andy: No. I meant security.
Haley: Oh.
Andy: So none of that messy stuff, because this is not goodbye goodbye.
Haley: Yeah. We'll leave the drama to those two.
Andy: "Promise me you won't forget me, my darling."
Haley: "I'll love you until this pantsuit comes back in style."
Andy: "I don't regret a single minute I've spent with you."
Haley: "I think you're the first man I've ever loved."
Andy: Not a single minute.
Haley: [voice breaking] You really are the first.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Double Click’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: Honey, there's no one there.
Phil: There was. I saw girl bumps and hair.
Claire: It was probably just his Chewbacca doll.
Phil: It's not a doll. It's a plush action figure.
Claire: Well, as long as he's sleeping with that thing, it's the only action he's gettin'.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Why did you get him so mad? I need him in a good mood. I need to ask him to go with me next week to Juárez to my cousin's wedding.
Manny: Is that safe?
Gloria: Of course not. The invitation says "Short run to the reception."
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Pepper's parties are as fun as they are confusing. Okay, stay with me on this one. Gender Blender Broadway Brunch. You dress as a Broadway character of the opposite sex, and there's no solid food. It's a perfect party if you're a show queen with a broken jaw.