Manny Quote #386
Quote from Manny in Double Click
Manny: [answering phone] Hello?
Jay: How do you work a copy machine?
Manny: You can't be serious.
Jay: I need to make 12 double-sided copies. It's an impossible task.
Manny: Can't you just ask someone for help?
Jay: I made a big deal out of coming back here to work. I'd like to appear useful. Wait. On the screen, there's an exclamation mark. Is that good?
Manny: I don't think it means it's excited about what's happening. Did you put the original in the tray?
Jay: Tray? You mean like a serving tray?
Manny: Yes, Jay. I want you to put papers in a serving tray. How have you remained alive?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Double Click’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: Honey, there's no one there.
Phil: There was. I saw girl bumps and hair.
Claire: It was probably just his Chewbacca doll.
Phil: It's not a doll. It's a plush action figure.
Claire: Well, as long as he's sleeping with that thing, it's the only action he's gettin'.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Why did you get him so mad? I need him in a good mood. I need to ask him to go with me next week to Juárez to my cousin's wedding.
Manny: Is that safe?
Gloria: Of course not. The invitation says "Short run to the reception."
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Pepper's parties are as fun as they are confusing. Okay, stay with me on this one. Gender Blender Broadway Brunch. You dress as a Broadway character of the opposite sex, and there's no solid food. It's a perfect party if you're a show queen with a broken jaw.