Claire Quote #588
Quote from Claire in Crazy Train
Claire: Mom manipulates you. She uses you against the rest of us.
Mitchell: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Claire: Oh, God, if only I could think of an example. Oh, wait, here's one of 30. She blew off Alex's graduation, but she didn't tell us. She made you do it so we would all dump on you instead of her. And now she bans me from giving a toast, and we're fighting about it. Come on. She's using you like a human shield. Does that seem like a healthy relationship? Why don't you give that some thought while you're getting me a refill?
Mitchell: When did you even drink that? You've been talking the whole time.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Crazy Train’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Gloria: Manny, it was a great idea to come on the train.
Manny: Rail is a last bastion of respectable travel now that every airport has become a sweat-pant convention.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Hey, thank you. Here's an Andrew Jackson. Make a clean set of sheets happen, I'll introduce you to his twin brother. [chuckles] You don't have to do the banter, but what's it cost me?
Quote from Cameron
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: Phil sent me his Silverton fan fiction, "Open House, Closed Casket."
[separetly to camera:]
Phil: "He looked up at the pristine crown molding in the great room and felt the breeze of the recently updated central air. 'Mrs. Coruthers, just as this desirable corner lot was split in half, so, too, is Mr. Coruthers.' The widow gasped and steadied herself on the granite kitchen island, a fitting metaphor for how alone she felt, despite being walking distance to a vibrant shopping district and wonderful schools."
[back:]
Cameron: I've been avoiding him for the last two weeks.