Phil Quote #1312
Quote from Phil in Man Shouldn't Lie
Phil: I am so sorry. I don't listen. I try to solve problems with flowers. I do unflattering impressions of you for my friends. And worst of all, I let myself go. So I shaved and put on a suit.
Claire: Oh, honey.
Phil: What's that?
Claire: What? Oh. Um, uh...
Phil: Oh, my God. You packed a suitcase. You need some time away. I guess all this was too little, too late. Well, not the spray tan. That was too much, too long. I think the nozzle was broken.
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‘Man Shouldn't Lie’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Why would I want these people in my house messing up my poker game?
Gloria: Maybe you'll meet new friends.
Jay: We've been over this before. I don't want any new friends. I have the exact-right number of friends.
Gloria: Jay, your friends have been around since before the movies could talk. I don't think it's the worst idea to start getting some backups.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Dana, come with me to the kitchen while the boys get to know each other.
Dana: All right. Did you hear they're thinking of eliminating cursive at the school?
Gloria: All of it, or just the "F" word?
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Great. Now I'm stuck going to some boring charity event with Reece. You see what your mom got me into?
Manny: Jay, come on. Keep an open mind.
Gloria: All we're saying is give Reece a chance.