Phil Quote #1309
Quote from Phil in Man Shouldn't Lie
Claire: [to the dog] Did you get out? Oh, come on, now. Shhhhhhh.
Phil: Honey? Sweetheart?
Claire: Hmm?
Phil: I am so sorry. It's fine, Phil, really. Just go back to bed.
Claire: [dog whimpers; Claire whimpers] I just need some time to myself.
Phil: [whimpers] Y-You know I cry when you cry. I'll be upstairs.
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Jay: Why would I want these people in my house messing up my poker game?
Gloria: Maybe you'll meet new friends.
Jay: We've been over this before. I don't want any new friends. I have the exact-right number of friends.
Gloria: Jay, your friends have been around since before the movies could talk. I don't think it's the worst idea to start getting some backups.
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Dana: All right. Did you hear they're thinking of eliminating cursive at the school?
Gloria: All of it, or just the "F" word?
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Jay: Great. Now I'm stuck going to some boring charity event with Reece. You see what your mom got me into?
Manny: Jay, come on. Keep an open mind.
Gloria: All we're saying is give Reece a chance.