Phil Quote #1308
Quote from Phil in Man Shouldn't Lie
Phil: Is that a dog?
Claire: What? No. [dog whimpers]
Phil: That sounds like a dog.
Claire: You will do anything to avoid hearing me talk about work, won't you? I'm -- I'm just gonna go cool off downstairs. Yep.
Phil: Honey?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: She is right. Sometimes I don't listen. That's what she said, right? That I don't listen?
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