Claire Quote #578
Quote from Claire in Man Shouldn't Lie
Luke: You got us a dog?!
Claire: No, no! It's a stray, and we are not keeping him. Be quiet. Your dad cannot know he's here. If he sees him, he'll get all attached, and there's no getting rid of it.
Haley: Oh, it'll be like Luke all over again.
Luke: At least they were married when they had me. You ruined mom's life.
Claire: Stop. I am now very happy I have all of you.
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Jay: Why would I want these people in my house messing up my poker game?
Gloria: Maybe you'll meet new friends.
Jay: We've been over this before. I don't want any new friends. I have the exact-right number of friends.
Gloria: Jay, your friends have been around since before the movies could talk. I don't think it's the worst idea to start getting some backups.
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Dana: All right. Did you hear they're thinking of eliminating cursive at the school?
Gloria: All of it, or just the "F" word?
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Jay: Great. Now I'm stuck going to some boring charity event with Reece. You see what your mom got me into?
Manny: Jay, come on. Keep an open mind.
Gloria: All we're saying is give Reece a chance.