Mitchell Quote #675
Quote from Mitchell in The Party
Phil: Listen, we have assigned seats and 45 minutes till this kicks in. That gives us plenty of time to Uber home, make sure everything's fine, touch up my veins, and get back. I'll set an alarm so we know exactly when it hits.
Mitchell: No, you're right. Lily's there.
Phil: Yes, yes. Let's go. Plus, we're not gonna want to deal with this when we're high and paranoid.
Mitchell: Oh. Oh, God. Do you think the paranoia will be bad?
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Party’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Claire: [aside to camera] I just got my first perk as C.E.O. of Pritchett's Closets. I finished a big job for a spa, and as a thank-you, they sent me a free weekend for two. Phil's too ticklish for massages, though.
Gloria: But I am not! I heard it's the place where all the stars go to get hot mud poured into their faces.
Claire: I just can't wait to see this one without makeup. [chuckles]
Gloria: You do, it will be the last thing that you will ever see.
Quote from Jay
Jay: I remember my first big perk for a job well-done. I had upgraded some closets for guy who created "ALF." And six weeks later, I'm watching the show. There's ALF sassing this handsome mailman named Jay Pritchett. I still got it on Betamax.
Gloria: I remember. You showed it to me on our first date.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I don't know why, but I've never tried marijuana.
Mitchell: No. No, me neither. Th- There was always something stopping me: needing to take care of Lily, the figure-skating honor code, not wanting to accidentally tell everyone in high school I was gay.
Phil: People never offered it to me, which is weird because in college, I was kind of a big man on campus. I founded a major organization, the National Association of Responsible Cheerleaders.
Mitchell: Uh, NARCs.
Phil: Yeah.