Lily Quote #120

Quote from Lily in I Don't Know How She Does It

Lily: You're not good. That's why I hate weddings.
Mitchell: Wait, Lily, did you RSVP to some weddings and not tell us?
Lily: Yes. Punish me, ground me. I just can't watch it again.
Mitchell: Oh, you're gonna be punished.
Cameron: Mitchell, wait. I know how she feels. Did we really embarrass you that bad?
Lily: Well, yeah. I mean, I still love you, but- Why are your shoulders moving?
Cameron: Well, we always knew there would be something you didn't like about us.
Mitchell: We're just glad that it's something we're so good at. [both start dancing]
Lily: [to Asian-American family] If anybody asks, I'm with you.

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