Cameron Quote #912
Quote from Cameron in I Don't Know How She Does It
Mitchell: Well, how about this ghoulish profession that no one seems to have a problem with except for you?
Cameron: Look, I'm sorry, but you've always been a little cynical, and I was worried you seeing all these marriages collapse would push you further in that direction.
Mitchell: No, no, it's the opposite. Being around all these unhappy couples makes me even more grateful for what we have.
Cameron: Aww. That's so sweet. Are- [sniffles] Are you sure that's not the cash bar talking?
Mitchell: Of course not. You're the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Cameron: Aww. [voice breaking] And you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Mitchell: Oh, Cam.
Cameron: [sniffles, crying] Maybe this is why nobody wants us around is because we cause an emotional scene everywhere we go.
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