Claire Quote #559
Quote from Claire in Thunk in the Trunk
Claire: It's just all of this. I'm so stressed. Phil, I've never been a boss before, and I am freaking out.
Phil: But you've been handled it so well.
Claire: I am faking it, Phil. I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm just copying my dad - the steak, the scotch, the cigars. Do you have any idea how bad the heartburn is?
Phil: But you just got here. Give it a little time.
Claire: There is no time. I'm in charge now. And I live every day in constant fear of everyone discovering that I'm a fraud. Oh, my god, I really am a powerful white male!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Thunk in the Trunk’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] The best part about taking over my dad's company: I am now a powerful white male, and I love it. I totally get now why we don't want anyone else to have what we have.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Cam, stay out of their business, all right? If we drop below three stars, we're gonna be stuck renting to chain smokers and pregnant foreigners trying to have their babies in America. Mark down the time. I just turned into my father.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Good morning, Madam President. May I introduce you to the ambassador of Java?
Claire: Oh, thank you. Because, after all, what is a travel mug but a closet for your coffee? And boom, our next promotional giveaway.
Phil: Wow. Throw on a black turtleneck and some mom jeans, It's like I'm married to Steve Jobs.