Cameron Quote #900
Quote from Cameron in Thunk in the Trunk
Cameron: Okay, Mitchell, what if they're a part of some weird cult? Remember that "20/20" we watched where they infiltrated the ritual ceremony and Elizabeth Vargas had to almost sacrifice a squirrel?
Lily: [entering] I went through the bag they dumped in the trash. Oh, hi...
Mitchell: Now you're involving our daughter?
Cameron: I don't know what she's talking about.
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Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] The best part about taking over my dad's company: I am now a powerful white male, and I love it. I totally get now why we don't want anyone else to have what we have.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Cam, stay out of their business, all right? If we drop below three stars, we're gonna be stuck renting to chain smokers and pregnant foreigners trying to have their babies in America. Mark down the time. I just turned into my father.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Good morning, Madam President. May I introduce you to the ambassador of Java?
Claire: Oh, thank you. Because, after all, what is a travel mug but a closet for your coffee? And boom, our next promotional giveaway.
Phil: Wow. Throw on a black turtleneck and some mom jeans, It's like I'm married to Steve Jobs.