Jay Quote #971
Quote from Jay in Thunk in the Trunk
Jay: I know you were bothered by that cutout.
Manny: But every teenager gets teased, and you have to rise above it, so...
Jay: Your mother's in the trunk.
Manny: What?
Jay: I couldn't stand the ogling and the selfies, so I stole it. For both our sakes. We're in this together.
Manny: How? I didn't steal it.
Jay: Oh, I see where this is going. You complain and complain, I make the problem go away, and you had nothing to do with it.
Manny: I didn't ask for this. I didn't ask for any of this.
Jay: Let's not turn on each other. It'll make us sloppy.
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